Tuesday, 6 January 2009

What are you doing out of school?

I was looking for material to post in general, homeschool jokes in particular, when I came across this page about questions people ask homeschoolers, which for all it's sarcasm, rings true.



How many homeschoolers does it take to change a lightbulb?

First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a biography of Thomas Edison and do a skit based on his life.

Next, everyone studies the history of lighting methods, wrapping up with dipping their own candles.

Next, everyone takes a trip to the store where they compare types of light bulbs as well as prices and figure out how much change they'll get if they buy two bulbs for $1.99 and pay with a five dollar bill.

On the way home, a discussion develops over the history of money and also Abraham Lincoln, as his picture is on the five dollar bill.

Finally, after building a homemade ladder out of branches dragged from the woods, the light bulb is installed.

And there is light.


4 comments:

Matthew said...

So true!

Adam Dawson said...

*Laughs insanely* I'm going to post the list of questions that people ask homeschoolers on my blog to deliberately provoke a response.

Cherrypie said...

That will be interesting

Matthew said...

I can only dread the responses from some members.