Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
Use like regular soap.
Dial soap
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner
Fits one head.
Shower cap box
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot's children's cough medicine
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol
Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights
Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor
Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury's peanuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw
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I can understand when the meaning has been lost in translation, but how obtuse are the English-speaking people who create these ridiculously redundant statements?!
Some of them are put there because the companies (like the iron manufacturer) have been sued before when idiots use the product improperly. If they have the notice on the box, it'll render any more lawsuits for the same reason void.
But it's still stupid.
I thought Obtuse meant an angle between 90 and 180 degrees...
Obtuse can also mean thick or blaze.
So I gathered...I had heard it before, but I don't use it
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